So, I’ll be giving you a light-hearted tour of Africa’s most respected countries, as ranked by Business Insider.
Buckle up, grab a snack, and join me as we explore these diverse and fascinating nations. You’ll laugh and you’ll learn.
1. South Africa
In the first place, we have South Africa. We hear SA is topping the list due to its huge exports of platinum and gold.
However, they’ve got something extra to be respected for – their big backsides.
The nation’s women are rocking some serious booties, and let me tell you, it has earned them major respect around the globe.
After all, who can resist the power of a well-placed bottom? I mean, just look at 👀👇🏾
2. Egypt
Next up, we have Egypt, the land of ancient wonders. The North African country is widely respected for being the cradle of human civilization.
From building amazing pyramids to inventing symbols that look like the emojis of the ancient world. They set the stage for all the cool stuff that came after.
So yes, Egypt is the OG of human progress. Respect!
3. Algeria
And in third place, we have Algeria, a country known for its beautiful coastline and delicious cuisine. But that’s not all.
If there’s any reason to respect Algeria, it’s the fact that the country’s minimum wage is a pretty cool 20,000 DZD per month. That’s almost $200!
Some other African countries can’t relate. Nigerians come outside! 😭😂
4. Morocco
In fourth place, we have Morocco. We hear Moroccans are respected because of their famous mint tea, which they’ve been making like a boss since forever.
No country has been able to do it like them since the beginning of time. And there are rumours now that their cars now run on the sweet crude 👀👇🏾
5. Nigeria
Coming in fifth is Nigeria. Why the respect? Simply put, Nigerians are the ultimate hustlers! No matter where they go, even if they don’t understand the country’s language, you can bet they’ll be turning that place into a mini-market, selling every local item indigenous to them. Hear this Briton 👇🏾
They’ve got that entrepreneurial spirit in their DNA. And don’t even get me started on their hustle game on social media. From viral TikTok dances to viral comedy skits, they’re taking the world by storm, one business venture at a time. Yes, even selling queues for a living! 😲👇🏾
6. Ghana
Also on the list is Ghana, a country that claims ownership of jollof rice (even though Nigerians, Senegalese, and Cameroonians would beg to differ).
Ghana’s respect largely stems from its investment in education. They take it so seriously, that they might as well rename the University of Ghana to the “Harvard of West Africa,” because why are they so bookish? Just seeee 👇🏾
Other countries on the list include Angola, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Tunisia, and Cote d’Ivoire.
Finally, laughter is the best medicine so don’t take this article too seriously.
Stay tuned for more hilariously informative content from your favourite source for African news. Until then, we’ll be here, sipping some Moroccan mint tea while planning to relocate to Algeria.
